to a fanlisting for the American stand-up comedian, actress Ellen DeGeneres. This site listed at TFL.org and also part of my fanlisting collective Perfect-Simplicity.net. Fanlisting was adopted from Tonya in December, 2007. If you love Ellen please join this list!
The fanlisting was last updated on October 01, 2008. Currently we have 1495 approved Ellen DeGeneres fan from 66 countries with 0 pending approval. Script used Enthusiast.
But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not important. Let's get our priorities straight. I think we all know what's really important in life - winning an Oscar.
Ellen DeGeneres
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
Ellen DeGeneres
I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
Ellen DeGeneres
I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves.
Ellen DeGeneres
I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from... you heterosexuals.
Ellen DeGeneres
I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
Ellen DeGeneres
I'm on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, and then I'm gonna rip it off.
Ellen DeGeneres
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
Ellen DeGeneres
Just go up to somebody on the street and say "You're it!" and then run away.
Ellen DeGeneres
Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.
Ellen DeGeneres
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
Ellen DeGeneres
Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
Ellen DeGeneres
Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.
Ellen DeGeneres
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres
"When you're gay, your parents aren't saying 'Good for you', you know? They're like, 'How did this happen?' You're not only a minority in society, you're a minority in your own family."